Biden Endorses Habeas Show in Style!

This just in to the Habeas News Network Desk . . . .

It is reported that President Joe Biden has officially endorsed A (Habeas) Chorus Line as the troupe prepares for its November 19, 2022 show, “Don’t Mask, Don’t Tell.” Cruising the nation in his prized green 1967 Corvette Stingray convertible at speeds of up to 118 mph, the 79-year-old President is rallying support for the Democrats’ sagging mid-term election prospects. But the Prez is also trying to show that he’s cool if not young. Reported by USA Today to be dressed in a blue Ralph Lauren polo shirt, khaki pants and his trademark aviator sunglasses, Biden takes his fashion cues from Jim Harbaugh as well as GQ Magazine. Now he’s lent his full support to Habeas:

Hey man, I got just two words for ya’ about this Habeas thing: ‘That group is absolutely terrific!’

— The Prez

A (Habeas) Chorus Line spokesperson responded to the President’s endorsement by pledging that the troupe will sing a new song about him, Sleepy Joe.