A Tax-Day Message from the IRS

This just in to the Habeas News Network Desk . . . .

Don’t tax your brain if you’re looking for entertainment.  There’s only one logical deduction!  Come to A (Habeas) Chorus Line’s show, “You Can’t Say That!” on Saturday, May 18, 2024 at 7:30 p.m. at Royal Oak Middle School, 709 N. Washington in Royal Oak (between 11 Mile and Catalpa). Forget the IRS and the W, too.  (See what we did there?) You won’t withhold your laughter. It’s a capital idea, so get your tickets now and avoid more bad puns!

Ticket are $25.00 in advance, $30.00 at the door.  They can be purchased at the following link: https://habeaschorus2024.eventbrite.com, which is also available through our website, www.habeaschorus.com.  (Tickets at the door will be available by cash or check only.)  Don’t miss it!

It’s the best way for anyone to spend their tax refund!’

— Joe Q. Taxpayer